coming out of your room at 3 am and seeing your parents
Having a pet is so weird. Like neither of you speak each other’s language and yet you form some strong bond by rubbing against each other and sleeping together and you might accidentally kick them in the face or step on their tail once in a while but at the end of the day you two are best buddies from entirely different species.
i think about this a lot
Listen/purchase: I’m No Good EP by Intervention
Hey everyone, please take time out of your day to listen to this band, Intervention’s EP. It’s so so so great and extremely unappreciated. They’re an up and coming band and I know they can get somewhere one day. We just need to get them out there. Please listen then message me and tell me what you think?
You can also download the EP if you click the link above!
To follow them more their twitter is: https://twitter.com/interventionfl
I’VE NEVER WANTED A NIGHT LIGHT SO MUCH
I heard you were talkin’ shit
What I like about this is that it implies that Tony’s best mode of attack somehow involves him ramming himself into a wall head first.
you either die team lads or you live long enough to see yourself become team gents
Bless that one person in every group that is like “keep going, I’m listening” and encourages you to finish your story even when everyone else is talking over you.
this guy said “bye” to me and I told him “you too” and I have literally spent the past four hours debating whether or not that was socially acceptable
"Bye" is an abbreviation of "goodbye" which was a contraction of "God be with ye" to which it would be appropriate/grammatically logical to respond "You too" so yeah you’re fine
well then that’s one less thing to be embarrassed about